The new store is now open for business…
Back in January, I opened the finest store on the internet selling penis reduction placebos, at www.PenisReductionPills.com. In the months since then, well, sales have been better than zero, but I’m not a millionaire yet.
Since I’m running out of jokes about penis reduction, and still have lots of little bottles in my house, and mostly because I’ve apparently got way too much free time on my hand, I’m please to open an ever newer store, at www.PlacebosAreUs.com. There, I’m happy to say that I have the finest placebos available on the market, addressing some of the concerns of our modern lives.
Y’know, when I went to that URL and then glanced at the top of my Safari window, I read it as “placebosaurus.com”.
I, um, just thought I had to share that.