04 « February « 2007 « Keith’s Complete Waste of Time

For the first time in quite a while I have no reason or need to be up for any particular time on Saturday morning. Not setting alarm. Woo!
I guess it's a good thing I like my car since I'm spending almost $2k to fix all the stuff that needs to be fixed on it. And it needs tires.
RT @keithexplains: I'll be taping another Keith Explains! show tonight in Mountain View, 8pm. Let me know if you'd like to be in the aud ...
@neilhimself Well, if they are scared of clowns, I've got something that might help -- http://bit.ly/ddVhIB :)
I feel like Steve just personally dissed "Keith Explains!" by calling it "amateur hour". Oh. Wait. That's mostly correct. Nevermind.
MY GOD! The apocolypse! Steve isn't wearing a black turtleneck!
Five years ago tonight I was recovering from surgery to fix my broken leg, drifting in and out of sleep, watching NOLA get destroyed on TV.
Great to meet you, @ DrewFromTV, earlier this evening. Thanks for the conversation!
Never in my life did I expect to be at the same party as Drew Carey. http://yfrog.com/n83olfj
Everyone: I am still alive. I just haven't twittered anything of late. Please stop calling Loretta and asking if you can have my stuff.

So, I’m watching “Cops”, and it occurs to me

that the drug problem here in America is the only thing that is teaching our children and citizens about the metric system.