The Vast stattenfield web empire!
It’s vitally important to have a lot of domain names, because then you can put up a bunch of different Web 2.0 sites on them and get the IPO money and retire rich, rich, rich!
So, for reference, here’s the Stattenfield Web Empire:
- keithexplains.com—My access tv show. I keep plugging it, but nobody ever watches.
- SmartButEvil.com—Just like Magneto. Smart, but evil. Redirects to keithexplains.com
- • weasel2weasel.com—In the vein of B2B, B2C, C2C, P2P, etc. This site is aimed at helping the many weasels in the world ( sales weasels, marketing weasels, politician weasels ) to all work together so they’ll quit bothering the rest of us.
- lorettaisfinallygraduating.com—Because, actually, she did graduate. Earlier this year. This was information and directions to the party.
- botoxfordogs.com—Because, if you’ve got one of those wrinkly Chinese wu-dogs, and you want a flat-skin dog, you need Botox for Dogs! Available at fine vets nationwide or from our site.
- hotczechlesbians.com—Loretta has a friends she met in Japan who was a hot Czech lesbian, and we wanted to give her an email address which was @hotczechlesbians.com ( and; it had to be plural, because clearly there are other hot Czech lesbians and we wouldn’t want them to feel left out either ). Nothing there right now.
- nakedstocktips.com—At my brother’s wedding I sat at the head table and chatted with one of the bridesmaids, and together we observed that ( at that time ) all the spam that I seemed to be getting on the internet could be divided into types: the “I’ve got a webcam and you can come see me ( or my friends ) naked” spam, and “You should buy this stock; it’s sure to go up, up, up real soon even though right now it’s trading for 17¢ a share” spam. So, this site would act like a portal for these two types of activities—stock tips, given to you by lovely naked stock analysts. Empty.
- pr0npod.com—Jeremy and I at work, just when the video iPod came out, had this idea that folks would pay huge cash for porn specifically for the iPod. Then, we had a good laugh at our little joke. Then, a couple weeks later Playboy.com announced they’d be selling iPod porn. Jeremy and I could have been rich! Rich! Sadly, empty.
I run these websites for other friends of mine, or as a favor.