I mean, a month and a half since the last post?
On the other hand, I could have been dead. Did anyone call me to check that I was alive, even though I hadn’t posted in a good six weeks? SIX WEEKS! We fricking invaded Iraq in less than six weeks; that’s a long time for me to be laying at the bottom of my stairway, having taken a horrible fall. I mean, you all know I’m still recovering.
I HAVE NO FRIENDS! NOBODY LOVES ME! NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME!
Um…
April Fools?
Yea. That was an elaborate April Fools Day joke. Not a cry for attention and help. I’m not a pathetic, snivling geek boy; I’m a clever trickster who pulled the wool over all your eyes.
Yea. That’s my story. I’m sticking with it.
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