19 « December « 2005 « Keith’s Complete Waste of Time

For the first time in quite a while I have no reason or need to be up for any particular time on Saturday morning. Not setting alarm. Woo!
I guess it's a good thing I like my car since I'm spending almost $2k to fix all the stuff that needs to be fixed on it. And it needs tires.
RT @keithexplains: I'll be taping another Keith Explains! show tonight in Mountain View, 8pm. Let me know if you'd like to be in the aud ...
@neilhimself Well, if they are scared of clowns, I've got something that might help -- http://bit.ly/ddVhIB :)
I feel like Steve just personally dissed "Keith Explains!" by calling it "amateur hour". Oh. Wait. That's mostly correct. Nevermind.
MY GOD! The apocolypse! Steve isn't wearing a black turtleneck!
Five years ago tonight I was recovering from surgery to fix my broken leg, drifting in and out of sleep, watching NOLA get destroyed on TV.
Great to meet you, @ DrewFromTV, earlier this evening. Thanks for the conversation!
Never in my life did I expect to be at the same party as Drew Carey. http://yfrog.com/n83olfj
Everyone: I am still alive. I just haven't twittered anything of late. Please stop calling Loretta and asking if you can have my stuff.

Now I get to put “Inventor” after my name!

United States Patent: 6,976,249

Sure, it’s not going to change the world, but it was kind of handy back when I worked on Mac OS 9.