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I'll be up late tonight rewriting presentation for #sxsw; Nina Hartley stole all the best lines I wrote for my session, "Writing Sexy Code."
Pie has been cooked and consumed; pie day ceremonies are now complete.
Having a great time at Twitter party at #sxsw. Didn't want to go at first but Evan and Biz texted me and said they'd have no fun without me.
At very exclusive after-party at #SXSW. How exclusive? So exclusive that nobody else can come in until I leave and I was the first one here.
Slept right thru Austin on road to #SXSW. Luckily, the bright lights of San Antonio woke me up. Turned Prius around; be there in 35 minutes!
Getting fairly sleepy, but drive to #SXSW is about done. Luckily, Texas has straight roads and the accelerator is stuck so I'm going to nap.
I've got to say that the Arizona Painted Desert wasn't terribly impressive at night at 120mph. The Grand Canyon was also a bit of a letdown.
Prius is making great time on way to #SXSW; haven't been below 110mph since 8pm. Almost to Albuquerque. Stuck accelerator pedal is fabulous!
Driving to #sxsw this year in my Prius-if any cops pull me over I'm just going to say that my accellerator was stuck and I had to do 135mph.
@randallmeadows Because of bugs filed over the years against various web servers which don't treat header field names as case insensitive

Now I get to put “Inventor” after my name!

United States Patent: 6,976,249

Sure, it’s not going to change the world, but it was kind of handy back when I worked on Mac OS 9.